Welcome to the nifty, gritty world of technical optimisation, where we tweak, tune, and turbocharge your website’s inner workings so it doesn’t just walk the digital walk—it sprints!
THE TECHNICAL TWEAKS TANGO
Think of your website as a fancy sports car. Sure, it looks sleek on the outside, but what’s under the hood? That’s where technical optimisation comes in, the equivalent of fine-tuning your engine, polishing the pistons, and ensuring every gear shifts smoothly for maximum performance. We’re here to make sure your website’s engine purrs like a kitten and roars like a lion when it hits the digital highway.
First Off The Line
SPEED IS THE NAME OF THE GAME
In the digital realm, patience is as rare as a unicorn. Websites that dawdle are about as popular as a rainstorm at a picnic. We rev up your site’s speed, ensuring it loads faster than a greased lightning bolt, keeping visitors happy and engaged rather than heading for the hills.
MOBILE MAGIC
In a world glued to smartphones, if your website squints at the idea of fitting on a tiny screen, you’re in trouble. We sprinkle our mobile magic to ensure your site is as mobile-friendly as an enthusiastic puppy, happily tailoring itself to every screen size without a hitch.
SEO SORCERY
What’s the use of a dazzling website if no one can find it? Our SEO sorcery ensures search engines don’t just notice your site; they give it a VIP pass. We fine-tune your site’s structure, meta tags, and more, making it irresistible to search engines and humans alike.
LINK LORE
Broken links are like potholes on the information superhighway. We embark on a link lore expedition, hunting down and fixing any broken links, ensuring a smooth ride for your visitors and a thumbs up from search engines.
ROBOTS AND SITEMAPS: THE DYNAMIC DUO
Robots.txt and sitemaps might sound like sci-fi buddies, but they’re your website’s best pals. We ensure they’re in top shape, guiding search engine bots like seasoned tour guides, making sure every nook and cranny of your site gets the attention it deserves.
WE’RE HERE TO HELP
Our team of experienced marketing specialists works closely with you to make sure everything is structured correctly from the start. If you already have campaigns running, we’ll assess what’s working, uncover opportunities for improvement, and bring your activity in line with proven best practice to improve performance.
The first 30 days are a vital discovery phase. This is where we learn how your audience responds, what’s gaining traction, and where refinements will have the greatest impact. Throughout this process, we provide clear direction and ongoing guidance, ensuring decisions are informed, measured, and built to support long-term, sustainable growth.

I have only just started to work with Matt & Heidi, from Spiders & Milk but the results so far are very impressive. Like a lot of businesses, mention the words optimization and google ad words and the fear is that you’re dealing with the unknown. Not the case with them as that’s what they specialize in.
I have no hesitation in recommending them.
Very impressed with the service we have received from Spiders and Milk. Matt has looked into and thereafter advised us on parts of our advertising that will work best for our sector, updated our website content to reflect this, and given us advice going forward to attract clients. An all-round excellent service and if you use this company we’re sure, like us, you will be using them again! Thank you Spiders and Milk 🙂
Thank god for Matt and his team – first-class 100% highly recommend
